Thursday, March 24, 2011

Government Brain Scanning

I was about to unlock the front door to the apartment complex when Mark came out. He told me to look at the roof of the neighboring building, where there was a door open.



"The government is building something  up there."
The government is building something?
"A brain scanner... to find the commies."
Not sure how to reply to that.
"They want me to look out for the commies. Imagine that, the government wants me to help them look."

"Hey. I'm a single guy. If you ever wanted to be nursemaid. You're pretty and smart."
Uh. 
"What apartment are you in?"
"201?" (luckily the wrong number)
"We are 100 apart then. I am 101."
Yeah.

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