Vampire Bedbugs kill 6 out of 13 people on Caroline Street

Just got back to town and met Mark hanging out of his window. Apparently he moved out of his apartment and is now back in it. He said he moved to Caroline Street, but had to move back because of an infestation of large crab-like vampire bedbugs. He knew something was wrong when he saw two of them smashed bloodily on the door to his new apartment.

They bite limbs, you know - like arms and legs.6 out of 13 people died on Caroline Street. Heart attacks. I am supposed to make the link that the vampire bedbugs caused these deaths. Mark wanted me to visit him so he could show me. (No thanks, I have had a long day) So he met me on the stairs to show me the bite marks on his legs. They look like insect bites. If you go to the doctor for it you have to put a lotion on all over your body. And it is a good thing that he grew up in the woods because he knows about ticks.

He said that my neighbor also has vampire bedbugs. I so hope that this is not true (well not the vampire part, but the bedbug part) I really don't want to have to throw out all my furniture and move. I really really hate the idea of bedbugs.

Now off to visit my more sane neighbor to ask about the vampire bedbugs. If they turn out to be real bedbugs, I am moving out.

Neighbors and a Rabbit

My favorite neighbor is a middle aged, gay, deaf man that lives in my apartment complex. He is the sweetest guy. And he can read lips, so I can talk to him, although I am learning a little bit of sign language. The first day we met, he saw I had rabbits and he said "I wuv wabbits!" and he told me that he had a rabbit once, and he almost started to cry. The sweetest guy, as I have said. He gave my bunnies the sign for "I love you".

So yesterday I was talking with another neighbor - Schizophrenic (government brain scanners) - and he let me know that he had the rabbit and couldn't keep him because he ate the power cords, so he gave them to a family on Anton Street. He described Anton as a drug infested street. (which makes me wonder what kind of street I live on)

The rabbit was used for BB practice. My neighbor was mad, but didn't do anything. Apparently the guy who was shooting the rabbit, later got a gunshot wound to the eye.We agreed that the rabbit got its karmic payback.

So now I suppose I know why my deaf neighbor almost cried when he told me he used to own a rabbit.